Coding Enthusiast Gifts

'Your IT guy knows his stuff, but he's terrible at teaching it to other people.'

'When I registered for this class, in computer programming, nobody told me that it's all about converting caffeine into computer code.'

'For outstanding work in computer science, I present you with this activation key to the city!'

"If I acquire tech skills, I'll be too valuable to be someone's Thanksgiving feast."

'Urgent customer announcement. Is there an EPOS systems programmer in the shop?'

'After his web site got going we bought this 5000 sq. ft. home, but he never leaves his computer.'

'Making them out of mud was easy - The hard part was writing the DNA code.'

"Can we bond later, dad? I'm writing code."

"The are 10 types of people in the world - those who understand binary and those who don't."

'Is that the computer language you've been studying in school, dear?'

Computer College Graduation.

'Herbert only programs for his own amusement.'

1999 + 1 = 1900 (Y2K millennium bug)

"So, what do you think about the web developer course you are taking?"

"My website earned $168 million last year. But as you can tell, I personally haven't made one penny."

"Yes, binary is really kicking in."

"After a long day at the office writing business software...Bob loves to relax writing game software."

"I can't find my other boot. I need to be rebooted."

DIY IT software.

"When I grow up, I'm writing the Great American App."

'You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it while I was in the womb.'

'With the increase in hacking, the I.T. department has proposed sealing all of our data in blister packs.'

"I hate you! You don't understand me and you don't understand my software!"

"Yes, you were born into the era of passwords and user-names. . . why do you ask, Mycat_2014?"

"When you say you're behind me 100%, do you mean base ten or binary?"

'Es-yay. E's-hay ere-hay ight-ray ow-nay and-ay e-hay oesn't-day uspect-say a ing-thay!'

Today at school...we did algorithms for Quantum computation.

Silicon Vale

Bob soon began to hate his new anti-spam software.

"Look. He's just created his first text output object."

"You've been working out of your parent's basement since 1993?"

'He's not potty trained yet but he defragged the computer.'

'Sorry for calling them 'graphics', Mr. Burke. I meant the 'colored pictures'.'

"My owner used me irresponsibly and now I have a virus."

Inventor of Morse Code