Coding Junkie Gifts

"Susan!...are you trying to tell me we have an interface problem?"

"E=MC² Energy=Milk·Coffee²"

"Let me just check my email, my texts, my missed calls, Instagram, Facebook, Twitter, WhatsApp, my credit score, my horoscope, the results of this latest personality test, the S. & P., the Dow, the news, this article about cute dogs, and the weather, and then we can go."

"Could you please focus on the objective of this meeting, Tom... you can get back to your 300 followers later."

'With the increase in hacking, the I.T. department has proposed sealing all of our data in blister packs.'

'I need to talk to you about the coffee fund.'

'Excuse me, but do you have a decaffeinated baristo?'

You've Had Enough!

Office Supplies/Coffee Supplies.

"I can't find my other boot. I need to be rebooted."

'Would you all please congatulate...'

"I've decided to make myself another cup of coffee!"

"You sure you guys don't spike the coffee?"

"Siri, find oxygen."

"After a long day at the office writing business software...Bob loves to relax writing game software."

"Stacked coffee cups look like a spine. This is why the more coffee you drink, the easier it is to stand up and keep yourself awake."

"C'mon, time to get up and stare at your devices all day."

"Lemme guess: You're struggling with the French press again."

"I've just been reincarnated, anyone here know what iphone we're up to?"

Coffee Shop and Battery Charging Station

'You've had enough.'

'Es-yay. E's-hay ere-hay ight-ray ow-nay and-ay e-hay oesn't-day uspect-say a ing-thay!'

'When I registered for this class, in computer programming, nobody told me that it's all about converting caffeine into computer code.'

'After his web site got going we bought this 5000 sq. ft. home, but he never leaves his computer.'

'I love to see you all so busy!'

"My self-driving car is wintering in Florida."

"It's the new self-driving model."

"When Junior was small his first words were Dot Com."

New hyper-realistic Star Trek

"So, what do you think about the web developer course you are taking?"

Silicon Vale

"Yes, binary is really kicking in."

"These kids and their shellfies..."

'His debugging skills are exceptional.'

I am coffee and I need more coffee