Coding Hobbyist Gifts

"Tidy up yer website, gov?"

"Remember the golden rule: more buzzwords, less real words."

'With the increase in hacking, the I.T. department has proposed sealing all of our data in blister packs.'

"I can't find my other boot. I need to be rebooted."

"After a long day at the office writing business software...Bob loves to relax writing game software."

'Es-yay. E's-hay ere-hay ight-ray ow-nay and-ay e-hay oesn't-day uspect-say a ing-thay!'

'When I registered for this class, in computer programming, nobody told me that it's all about converting caffeine into computer code.'

'After his web site got going we bought this 5000 sq. ft. home, but he never leaves his computer.'

Silicon Vale

"Yes, binary is really kicking in."

"So, what do you think about the web developer course you are taking?"

"He's at that awkward age...he knows just enough about computers to really screw them up."

"You've been working out of your parent's basement since 1993?"

'It's for cutting and pasting.'

Silver Sufferer - husband looking at steam trains on the internet, wife bored in background

"OK, now I want everybody to put their hands together and make something with tools!"

'Crusher' Collins: Data custodian by day, data bouncer by night.

'Sorry, Professor Kleinzweck -- your 'Chaos Theory' program just crashed.'

"The are 10 types of people in the world - those who understand binary and those who don't."

"That just blew my mind. Who do I see about a replacement?"

"Jim had to know what happens when you turn off your computer while it's updating."

Man Watches Live Feed of his Aquarium on Television

Computer College Graduation.

"How'd you know I was in for cyber crime?"

'Is that the computer language you've been studying in school, dear?'

"Susan!...are you trying to tell me we have an interface problem?"

Entering silicon valley, speed limit: 110111

A woman needlepoints a barcode.

"My website earned $168 million last year. But as you can tell, I personally haven't made one penny."

"This is all very interesting. When do we learn how to hack?"

"This is where DIY projects go to die."

Zero Tolerance

'Urgent customer announcement. Is there an EPOS systems programmer in the shop?'

'For outstanding work in computer science, I present you with this activation key to the city!'