Crafty Coder Gifts

'It's for cutting and pasting.'

A woman needlepoints a barcode.

Sick and tired of her computer freezing, no matter what the season. . . Bev took action!!

I quilt therefore I am

"This is going to make the most amazing driftwood table."

"It seems as if the people taking my software class are getting younger and younger."

MacGyver's Cat: 'You see, I took your bed and two paper clips and made it my bed.'

"I can't find my other boot. I need to be rebooted."

Fenton G. Gonklemeyer, Computer Scientist - Booted Up 1928 and Crashed 2009.

Hardware and software

"Do you have any knitting patterns for somebody who can only count to five?"

"After a long day at the office writing business software...Bob loves to relax writing game software."

Bill glanced up from his computer. It was dark outside. He smelled of BO. A little voice inside his head whispered, 'you should probably log off now.'

Potichomania (The art of decorating glass), as carried out by Master Tom in the Easter holidays.

Ladies reading a crochet pattern for amusement

You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it.

"Tia Carmen, can you make a new dress for my doll?"

'When I registered for this class, in computer programming, nobody told me that it's all about converting caffeine into computer code.'

'After his web site got going we bought this 5000 sq. ft. home, but he never leaves his computer.'

Woman knitting a washing line.

"Someday we will escape from this prison."

"Yes, binary is really kicking in."

"When Junior was small his first words were Dot Com."

"He's at that awkward age...he knows just enough about computers to really screw them up."

"Which comes first, crawling or coding?"

"So, what do you think about the web developer course you are taking?"

Open Source.

Kenny's mom always made his lunch.

'Styrofoam.'

What's Their Secret?

A man holding a hammer watches a mummy unravel itself

Harps and Embroidery.

'We're here to talk to your son about his website...'

Tech Corp: Personnel Openings - We've reached our quota of nerds, but we are looking to hire geeks.

"The are 10 types of people in the world - those who understand binary and those who don't."