Curious Coder Gifts

"This is all very interesting. When do we learn how to hack?"

"He's at that awkward age...he knows just enough about computers to really screw them up."

"Jim had to know what happens when you turn off your computer while it's updating."

"You say it all the time, so I climbed every tree to prove it. You were right, money doesn't grow on trees."

"It seems as if the people taking my software class are getting younger and younger."

'With the increase in hacking, the I.T. department has proposed sealing all of our data in blister packs.'

'Is that where you keep the banned books?'

"I can't find my other boot. I need to be rebooted."

'Ah, it's so precious to witness a child learn how government actually works...'

Timmy has a great future in nano-technology.

Fenton G. Gonklemeyer, Computer Scientist - Booted Up 1928 and Crashed 2009.

"It's felt to be his most thought provoking work."

Hardware and software

'What did I learn in school today? You'd better sit down.'

"After a long day at the office writing business software...Bob loves to relax writing game software."

"When it comes to fixing his own computer, I call it his PDDIY project. That stands for please DON'T do it yourself."

You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it.

Idle parts

'And from this point follow me very carefully.'

'I'm afraid I still have more questions than answers.'

"In pre-school I was an overachiever. Now, in first grade, math is threatening my reputation."

'When I registered for this class, in computer programming, nobody told me that it's all about converting caffeine into computer code.'

"I've learned from the past. Now can we move on?"

'After his web site got going we bought this 5000 sq. ft. home, but he never leaves his computer.'

"Which comes first, crawling or coding?"

"So, what do you think about the web developer course you are taking?"

"Yes, binary is really kicking in."

Young Galileo

Sex Section in the Library

'I will now read the results of my experiments in fruit genetics. . .'

Open Source.

The Farmer Sutra.

First Piano Lesson

"First the lady asks if I want to take this book...then she says I have to bring it back in two weeks!"

"Please, Ms. Sweeney, may I ask where you're going with all this?"