Computer Coder Gifts

Al Go Rhythms

'Programmers at a cocktail party.'

The Computer Bore

Online form - Submit.

'Human Error .. Yet Again.'

'3 Second Loading Zone.'

Barks in code.

The DaVinci Code

"There's your son's heartbeat, and over here is the app he's developing."

Evolution.

Computer Science Class 10101010101.

'...and in 1/100000 of a second, it can compound the programmer's error 87,500 times.'

'You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it while I was in the womb.'

'Anything you can compute I can compute better. I can compute anything better than you.'

"It seems as if the people taking my software class are getting younger and younger."

'It was bound to happen - they're beginning to think like binary computers.'

"Just one more site!" "I'm totally, like, in control!" "I can quit anytime I feel like it..."

Nerd tryouts.

"I can't find my other boot. I need to be rebooted."

Computer Expert

'I'm also fluent in Geek.'

'Mom, this is my new best friend -- I built him in computer class.'

"I find it so stimulating to learn new software."

The Complete Book of Baby Names. Oooh, what do you think of 110101110110? Isn't that cute?

Mark Zuckerberg

If Disney was a software company

'Would everyone please phrase their questions in ones and zeros please.'

The Digital Family

Person with eyes focused on a computer screen.

Terry had a computer bug.

Fenton G. Gonklemeyer, Computer Scientist - Booted Up 1928 and Crashed 2009.

"It's not just him. The whole system's down."

'Upgrades? Yes, we've programmed it to excrete a few drops of water if it should lose a chess match. You know - tears.'

"I wrote this one after my third startup failed. It’s called ‘I Got Yer App Right Here.’"

An Enquiry Concerning Human Understanding as written and as it would have been written if David Hume had invested in a word processor,