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'Data, data everywhere!'

'When I registered for this class, in computer programming, nobody told me that it's all about converting caffeine into computer code.'

'I'm in for computer hacking. I get out as soon as I guess the password.'

'It looks like our data.'

"...the computer broke down, and we all had to think."

"You're an enigma, George."

'If you don't like the way I program, just say so!'

Programmer T-shirt Fashion

If you think the universe is big, you should see the source code!

"01101001, 00111011, 00011010, hut, hut!"

"Igor, you fool! I told you to steal a healthy brain...not the brain of a programmer!"

When Coffee Is Not Enough

Algorithm Oh Blues Bar

"After a long day at the office writing business software...Bob loves to relax writing game software."

"The encryption case is settled. Our verdict, of course is in code."

'Would everyone please phrase their questions in ones and zeros please.'

'It was bound to happen - they're beginning to think like binary computers.'

"Gnork invented the wheel, Shnorz invented the hand axe, and my genius paints lines and circles. . . what do you want to do with it? Maybe building something where you can look at cat pictures? Hahaha!"

'What you did is you took the encrypted message and instead of decrypting it, you encrypted it further.'

"They're worse than carpenter ants. We have hacker ants."

Terry had a computer bug.

If God was a programmer

Computer message reads "You are now not needed."

STRIP Hambone: Programmers fault

Your recovery is a basic DOS prompt.

Open Source Software

'Y2K compliance!'

"Oh, don't jump. But at least learn to code."

101100101101010110 It's a binary code based on rocks and sticks.

12;24. 11:15. 11:45. I can't continue to tell Mrs. Claus the fib that I hardly ever eat the cookies that are left out for me. She figured out how to hack into security camera streams all over the world last year.

He crash tests software.

"Tuesday is out, I have a coding class."

Outsourcing Doskdom

"Then on a lark, I made the foolish mistake of writing a program that did what I did."