Cloud Coder Gifts

"We're not laying you off, Wilson, but we are going to store you in the cloud for a bit."

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"It seems as if the people taking my software class are getting younger and younger."

'It was bound to happen - they're beginning to think like binary computers.'

"I do tech support for the cloud."

Terry had a computer bug.

'Would everyone please phrase their questions in ones and zeros please.'

"After a long day at the office writing business software...Bob loves to relax writing game software."

'I just wanted to thank you for grounding me to my room for the weekend. I took the time to start a computer programming company, which earned me $13 million.'

'If you don't like the way I program, just say so!'

You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it.

'When I registered for this class, in computer programming, nobody told me that it's all about converting caffeine into computer code.'

'It looks like our data.'

"When Junior was small his first words were Dot Com."

"Which comes first, crawling or coding?"

"They're worse than carpenter ants. We have hacker ants."

Open Source.

'We're here to talk to your son about his website...'

"Gnork invented the wheel, Shnorz invented the hand axe, and my genius paints lines and circles. . . what do you want to do with it? Maybe building something where you can look at cat pictures? Hahaha!"

Astrology meets computer science. You think all computers are gemine? Yeah, they're born under a binary system.

Microwave confusion.

Oh, we don't invade planets anymore --- Now we just hack into databases.

'Data, data everywhere!'

'It's for cutting and pasting.'

'I can't make dinner right now - I'm installing new software.'

'What you did is you took the encrypted message and instead of decrypting it, you encrypted it further.'

When Coffee Is Not Enough

"I'm not unhappy, just surprised at all the other denominations that are here."

'Captain! Our onboard anti-virus software did not prevent a virus from going where no virus has gone before.'

"We've got a storage cloudburst here...it's raining confidential stats and logs!"

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If God was a programmer

'Y2K compliance!'

12;24. 11:15. 11:45. I can't continue to tell Mrs. Claus the fib that I hardly ever eat the cookies that are left out for me. She figured out how to hack into security camera streams all over the world last year.

He crash tests software.