Cloud Coder Pillows

"We're not laying you off, Wilson, but we are going to store you in the cloud for a bit."

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"It seems as if the people taking my software class are getting younger and younger."

'It was bound to happen - they're beginning to think like binary computers.'

"I do tech support for the cloud."

'Would everyone please phrase their questions in ones and zeros please.'

Terry had a computer bug.

"After a long day at the office writing business software...Bob loves to relax writing game software."

'I just wanted to thank you for grounding me to my room for the weekend. I took the time to start a computer programming company, which earned me $13 million.'

You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it.

'When I registered for this class, in computer programming, nobody told me that it's all about converting caffeine into computer code.'

'It looks like our data.'

"Which comes first, crawling or coding?"

"When Junior was small his first words were Dot Com."

"They're worse than carpenter ants. We have hacker ants."

Open Source.

Microwave confusion.

"Gnork invented the wheel, Shnorz invented the hand axe, and my genius paints lines and circles. . . what do you want to do with it? Maybe building something where you can look at cat pictures? Hahaha!"

'We're here to talk to your son about his website...'

'Data, data everywhere!'

'It's for cutting and pasting.'

'I can't make dinner right now - I'm installing new software.'

'What you did is you took the encrypted message and instead of decrypting it, you encrypted it further.'

When Coffee Is Not Enough

"I'm not unhappy, just surprised at all the other denominations that are here."

"We've got a storage cloudburst here...it's raining confidential stats and logs!"

Programmer T-shirt Fashion

'Captain! Our onboard anti-virus software did not prevent a virus from going where no virus has gone before.'

"Oh, don't jump. But at least learn to code."

If God was a programmer

'Y2K compliance!'