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'Human Error .. Yet Again.'

'3 Second Loading Zone.'

"When I grow up, I'm writing the Great American App."

The DaVinci Code

Barks in code.

"There's your son's heartbeat, and over here is the app he's developing."

Evolution.

Computer Science Class 10101010101.

'You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it while I was in the womb.'

"It seems as if the people taking my software class are getting younger and younger."

'It was bound to happen - they're beginning to think like binary computers.'

"Just one more site!" "I'm totally, like, in control!" "I can quit anytime I feel like it..."

"I can't find my other boot. I need to be rebooted."

Nerd tryouts.

Computer Expert

'I'm also fluent in Geek.'

"I find it so stimulating to learn new software."

Terry had a computer bug.

Baby Screen Time

Person with eyes focused on a computer screen.

'Would everyone please phrase their questions in ones and zeros please.'

The Digital Family

"Yes, you were born into the era of passwords and user-names. . . why do you ask, Mycat_2014?"

"Ugh! They always spell my name wrong?"

'I'm afraid you've failed the Turing test.'

Early Programmers.

"After a long day at the office writing business software...Bob loves to relax writing game software."

"I wrote this one after my third startup failed. It’s called ‘I Got Yer App Right Here.’"

'I just wanted to thank you for grounding me to my room for the weekend. I took the time to start a computer programming company, which earned me $13 million.'

"What did you think of the encryption article?"

'I've got one week to master this program. The boss is threatening to hire an eight year old.'