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'It was bound to happen - they're beginning to think like binary computers.'

I fart more than that!

'Would everyone please phrase their questions in ones and zeros please.'

Terry had a computer bug.

Baby Screen Time

"After a long day at the office writing business software...Bob loves to relax writing game software."

'If you don't like the way I program, just say so!'

'Your website or mine?'

'When I registered for this class, in computer programming, nobody told me that it's all about converting caffeine into computer code.'

'It looks like our data.'

"Which comes first, crawling or coding?"

"They're worse than carpenter ants. We have hacker ants."

'Will you stick to the script!!!'

Exploring Healthcare Careers

"Gnork invented the wheel, Shnorz invented the hand axe, and my genius paints lines and circles. . . what do you want to do with it? Maybe building something where you can look at cat pictures? Hahaha!"

'Data, data everywhere!'

When Coffee Is Not Enough

'What you did is you took the encrypted message and instead of decrypting it, you encrypted it further.'

Programmer T-shirt Fashion

"Then on a lark, I made the foolish mistake of writing a program that did what I did."

'Y2K compliance!'

The Moo-Walk

He crash tests software.

12;24. 11:15. 11:45. I can't continue to tell Mrs. Claus the fib that I hardly ever eat the cookies that are left out for me. She figured out how to hack into security camera streams all over the world last year.

A chicken coop with a loudspeaker on the roof

If God was a programmer

Your recovery is a basic DOS prompt.

"Oh, don't jump. But at least learn to code."

"The new guy says he's a data wrangler."

"At what age can we expect him to understand digital technology?"

This one needs re-booting!

"The middle of nowhere was too dead for us, so we moved her to the outskirts of nowhere where there's a lot more going on!"

"Igor, you fool! I told you to steal a healthy brain...not the brain of a programmer!"