Coding Cowboy Pillows

'... Another software engineer!? - For God's sake woman, put him in a holding pattern...'

Evolution.

'It was bound to happen - they're beginning to think like binary computers.'

"I can't find my other boot. I need to be rebooted."

'You're developing a reputation as something of a cowboy, Henderson.'

Hardware and software

WANTED Dead or Alive - Schrodinger's Cat.

"Careful! He knows computers."

"After a long day at the office writing business software...Bob loves to relax writing game software."

High Noon at the O.K. Staff Meeting

'When I registered for this class, in computer programming, nobody told me that it's all about converting caffeine into computer code.'

'After his web site got going we bought this 5000 sq. ft. home, but he never leaves his computer.'

"Yes, binary is really kicking in."

"When Junior was small his first words were Dot Com."

Silicon Vale

"So, what do you think about the web developer course you are taking?"

Wild West Text Showdown

'Due to a programming error you have been erased.'

Tech Corp: Personnel Openings - We've reached our quota of nerds, but we are looking to hire geeks.

'It's for cutting and pasting.'

'Crusher' Collins: Data custodian by day, data bouncer by night.

'You want to discuss the glitches in the software I sent you? No, Tuesday's out - how about never - is never okay?'

You're so demanding, run it yourself!

"The are 10 types of people in the world - those who understand binary and those who don't."

"That just blew my mind. Who do I see about a replacement?"

"Say, Bart. Break out that ol’ Harmonica App."

"They sent their geeks! Drop your swords and grab your computers! It's a cyber attack!"

"I only surf the web for the Java and cookies."

Zoom Rodeos

"Wait, ok, I've got it. It says, 'Beware....land....shark.'"

"That computer has a second virus protection software. . . it's my mom."

'Ooo, two strays to add to the database.'

Computer College Graduation.

"Careful how ya handle 'em Joe! They like to follow one another but they kin also turn nasty mighty quick!"