Experimental Cowboy Pillows

WANTED Dead or Alive - Schrodinger's Cat.

"He's no hat and all corgis."

"Yup! Its time to feed the cattle."

Artists of the wild west.

Motorcycles tied to hitching post outside a western saloon

"Dangnabit, Wilson! Where's that big campfire I asked for?"

"Let's scoot."

“Hold on—wait until those people are out of the way.”

"You lose your phone again, Rusty?"

Wild West Text Showdown

"About time they did something about the rats!"

"This horse comes with all the hardware necessary to be fully autonomous."

'I'd kill for concrete.'

'Welcome aboard. Dress code is Urban Boer.'

Zoom Rodeos

"Say, Bart. Break out that ol’ Harmonica App."

'Ooo, two strays to add to the database.'

"I don't think so, Ted!"

'I guess I never should have quit the rodeo'

"No Jake, you promised you'd given up the gun."

"Careful how ya handle 'em Joe! They like to follow one another but they kin also turn nasty mighty quick!"

"Clippety clop, … clippety clop. …. clippety clop. … clippety clop..."

'Dang, we're losing a lot of strays.'

"Step 10 paces, turn and post your opinion on facebook."

Old West Saloon Has Revolving Door Put In

Spring branding on the Hashtag Ranch.

"Hon, I feel like riding out into big-sky country."

Downtown Express Turned Stagecoach As Two Cowboys Ride On The Front

'What's the text abbreviation for 'yippee yippee yo, yippee yay, yippee yo kai aye?'

"You ain't gitting on this train until I git off first."

'Where are we? Check it out on trailquest, Bart.'