Experimental Cowboy Pillows

WANTED Dead or Alive - Schrodinger's Cat.

"He's no hat and all corgis."

"Yup! Its time to feed the cattle."

Artists of the wild west.

Motorcycles tied to hitching post outside a western saloon

"Dangnabit, Wilson! Where's that big campfire I asked for?"

"Let's scoot."

“Hold on—wait until those people are out of the way.”

Wild West Text Showdown

"About time they did something about the rats!"

"You lose your phone again, Rusty?"

'I'd kill for concrete.'

Elevator/Open Range

"This horse comes with all the hardware necessary to be fully autonomous."

John Wayne

'Welcome aboard. Dress code is Urban Boer.'

Zoom Rodeos

"Say, Bart. Break out that ol’ Harmonica App."

'Ooo, two strays to add to the database.'

"Careful how ya handle 'em Joe! They like to follow one another but they kin also turn nasty mighty quick!"

"Clippety clop, … clippety clop. …. clippety clop. … clippety clop..."

For a few dollars more, we can get a suite. Spaghetti Westin.

"I don't think so, Ted!"

'I guess I never should have quit the rodeo'

"If we don't find a place to charge these batteries we ain't gettin' this herd of tumbleweed to Kansas City by sundown."

"No Jake, you promised you'd given up the gun."

'Dang, we're losing a lot of strays.'

'You fellas know what the code of the west is? I need it to get online.'

Spring branding on the Hashtag Ranch.

Old West Saloon Has Revolving Door Put In

"Step 10 paces, turn and post your opinion on facebook."

"You ain't gitting on this train until I git off first."

"Hon, I feel like riding out into big-sky country."

'Where are we? Check it out on trailquest, Bart.'

"Dunno which one of 'em did it, but we just got two stars on Rate Yer Driver."