Imaginative Cowboy Pillows

"I don't think so, Ted!"

"He's no hat and all corgis."

Dawing your Cellphone

WANTED Dead or Alive - Schrodinger's Cat.

Artists of the wild west.

Motorcycles tied to hitching post outside a western saloon

Domestic Pardners

“Hold on—wait until those people are out of the way.”

"Let's scoot."

"Don't forget your gunfighting helmet."

Wild West Text Showdown

"About time they did something about the rats!"

"You lose your phone again, Rusty?"

"This horse comes with all the hardware necessary to be fully autonomous."

'I'd kill for concrete.'

'Welcome aboard. Dress code is Urban Boer.'

'I don't feel at home on the range.'

'Ooo, two strays to add to the database.'

'Dang, we're losing a lot of strays.'

"No Jake, you promised you'd given up the gun."

"Clippety clop, … clippety clop. …. clippety clop. … clippety clop..."

'I don't know about you, Tex, but I thought that the relationship between Elizabeth and Mr Darcy was darn tootin'.'

Old West Saloon Has Revolving Door Put In

'Where are we? Check it out on trailquest, Bart.'

"It was an ambush Sheriff, Injuns, didn't see what tribe, but they were real young!"

"This chat room ain't big enough fer th' two of us."

'What's the text abbreviation for 'yippee yippee yo, yippee yay, yippee yo kai aye?'

"Dunno which one of 'em did it, but we just got two stars on Rate Yer Driver."

Computer for used for on-line dancing.