Literary Cowboy Pillows

'I don't know about you, Tex, but I thought that the relationship between Elizabeth and Mr Darcy was darn tootin'.'

"No, thanks, Tex - it makes me queasy just watching you."

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

"He's no hat and all corgis."

Dawing your Cellphone

Motorcycles tied to hitching post outside a western saloon

“Hold on—wait until those people are out of the way.”

"Let's scoot."

"Don't forget your gunfighting helmet."

Domestic Pardners

Sea Horse outside saloon

"About time they did something about the rats!"

"You lose your phone again, Rusty?"

Wild West Text Showdown

"This horse comes with all the hardware necessary to be fully autonomous."

'I don't like it... It's too quiet.'

'I'd kill for concrete.'

'Welcome aboard. Dress code is Urban Boer.'

"This time it's curtains for you, Black Bart!"

'Ooo, two strays to add to the database.'

'Dang, we're losing a lot of strays.'

"I don't think so, Ted!"

"Clippety clop, … clippety clop. …. clippety clop. … clippety clop..."

'Dewey is a cowboy's cowboy!'

"No Jake, you promised you'd given up the gun."

Old West Saloon Has Revolving Door Put In

'What's the text abbreviation for 'yippee yippee yo, yippee yay, yippee yo kai aye?'

"Dunno which one of 'em did it, but we just got two stars on Rate Yer Driver."

'Where are we? Check it out on trailquest, Bart.'

"My gun's in the shop. Let's establish a dialogue."