Literary Cowboy Gifts

'I don't know about you, Tex, but I thought that the relationship between Elizabeth and Mr Darcy was darn tootin'.'

"No, thanks, Tex - it makes me queasy just watching you."

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

"He's no hat and all corgis."

Dawing your Cellphone

Motorcycles tied to hitching post outside a western saloon

Domestic Pardners

“Hold on—wait until those people are out of the way.”

"Let's scoot."

"Don't forget your gunfighting helmet."

Sea Horse outside saloon

"You lose your phone again, Rusty?"

"About time they did something about the rats!"

Wild West Text Showdown

"This horse comes with all the hardware necessary to be fully autonomous."

'I'd kill for concrete.'

'I don't like it... It's too quiet.'

John Wayne

'Welcome aboard. Dress code is Urban Boer.'

"Giddyup."

"This time it's curtains for you, Black Bart!"

'Ooo, two strays to add to the database.'

'Dang, we're losing a lot of strays.'

'Dewey is a cowboy's cowboy!'

"Clippety clop, … clippety clop. …. clippety clop. … clippety clop..."

For a few dollars more, we can get a suite. Spaghetti Westin.

"If we don't find a place to charge these batteries we ain't gettin' this herd of tumbleweed to Kansas City by sundown."

"I don't think so, Ted!"

"No Jake, you promised you'd given up the gun."

Old West Saloon Has Revolving Door Put In

Gary Cooper

"Don't believe him, boss. It's a trick."

"Dunno which one of 'em did it, but we just got two stars on Rate Yer Driver."

'Where are we? Check it out on trailquest, Bart.'

'What's the text abbreviation for 'yippee yippee yo, yippee yay, yippee yo kai aye?'