Romantic Cowboy Gifts

Domestic Pardners

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

"This is my new country song I wrote about my self-driving truck leaving me..."

"Smile when you say that, pardner."

"He's no hat and all corgis."

"It's not a good sign when cowboys start waving back to the cacti!"

Artists of the wild west.

Cowboy directions 'Up yonder', 'Down yonder', 'This-A-Way' and 'That-A-Way'.

"Oh, I almost forgot: This time, if you have a good hand, don’t say, 'Meowee!'"

"Don't forget your gunfighting helmet."

(Maps to the Homes of the Steers) (Maps $ 100)

"I made partner!"

'I AM a cowboy so therefore they ARE cowboy boots, OK?'

'You reckon we should mosey this guy?'

"Well of course you're depressed... You're a country and western singer."

"They say it's the last of the really big cattle drives, and I'm just glad I'm here to see it."

'This is as close to a round up I'll ever get.'

"And what if I don't want to be Jack or Ennis?"

Adios Amoebas

John Wayne

The Language of Love

"This time it's curtains for you, Black Bart!"

el doctor

"Giddyup."

All the other land having been claimed and fenced already, Jedidiah bought his own range from the big box store.

"Yes, I have a home where the buffaloroam. Are you in the market?"

Rhinestone Accountant

"You must be the one they call the birthday kid!"

"Clippety clop, … clippety clop. …. clippety clop. … clippety clop..."

"Yeah, you can drawl the drawl, but can you mosey the mosey?"

"No Jake, you promised you'd given up the gun."

'Yeah, Kirby, it hurts like hell, but dang if I can't stop wigglin' it.'

"I don't think so, Ted!"

High Stakes Texas Hold 'Em

'I don't know about you, Tex, but I thought that the relationship between Elizabeth and Mr Darcy was darn tootin'.'