Imaginative Cowboy Gifts

"I don't think so, Ted!"

"He's no hat and all corgis."

Dawing your Cellphone

WANTED Dead or Alive - Schrodinger's Cat.

Artists of the wild west.

Motorcycles tied to hitching post outside a western saloon

'If you're not doing anything, come on over and we'll shoot the bull!'

Domestic Pardners

"Don't forget your gunfighting helmet."

“Hold on—wait until those people are out of the way.”

"Let's scoot."

"You lose your phone again, Rusty?"

"About time they did something about the rats!"

Wild West Text Showdown

"This horse comes with all the hardware necessary to be fully autonomous."

'I'd kill for concrete.'

John Wayne

'Welcome aboard. Dress code is Urban Boer.'

"Giddyup."

'I don't feel at home on the range.'

'Ooo, two strays to add to the database.'

"Clippety clop, … clippety clop. …. clippety clop. … clippety clop..."

'Dang, we're losing a lot of strays.'

"If we don't find a place to charge these batteries we ain't gettin' this herd of tumbleweed to Kansas City by sundown."

"No Jake, you promised you'd given up the gun."

For a few dollars more, we can get a suite. Spaghetti Westin.

'I don't know about you, Tex, but I thought that the relationship between Elizabeth and Mr Darcy was darn tootin'.'

Old West Saloon Has Revolving Door Put In

'Where are we? Check it out on trailquest, Bart.'

"This chat room ain't big enough fer th' two of us."

'What's the text abbreviation for 'yippee yippee yo, yippee yay, yippee yo kai aye?'

"Don't believe him, boss. It's a trick."

"It was an ambush Sheriff, Injuns, didn't see what tribe, but they were real young!"

"Dunno which one of 'em did it, but we just got two stars on Rate Yer Driver."

Gary Cooper