Modern Cowboy Gifts

Old West Saloon Has Revolving Door Put In

'Ooo, two strays to add to the database.'

Wild West Text Showdown

'Welcome aboard. Dress code is Urban Boer.'

"You lose your phone again, Rusty?"

'Ok, if I adjust that sleep number there, buddy?'

Motorcycles tied to hitching post outside a western saloon

"Jake, you really need that GPS to ride off into the sunset??"

"We'll be paying for the prairie, the forests, and the streams with this credit card, which is just as good as—if not better than—trinkets."

'I'd kill for concrete.'

Modern Day Windmill Jousting

'Where are we? Check it out on trailquest, Bart.'

"Time for some herdin' music, eh, girl?"

Foolish Floyd and His Mighty Smart Horse

"Let's scoot."

'Darn Lone Ranger! It's the third time he's SMSed 'Hi Yo Silver' today: Got to go Darling...'

"Yeah, I'm alone."

'...How are we supposed to look up how to use this stuff?'

Modernizing A Horse

“Hold on—wait until those people are out of the way.”

"This horse comes with all the hardware necessary to be fully autonomous."

"Clippety clop, … clippety clop. …. clippety clop. … clippety clop..."

"Well if I can't be a cowboy I'll be a lawyer for cowboys."

Due to his low center of gravity, Jake is the greatesr broncbuster ever!

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

'Hi, Doc! I don't think I'm going to need you after all....'

'No doubt about it Captain. See these markings? This arrow belongs to Robin Hood!'

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

New Guy.

'Do you think he's ready for the big round-up?'

"He's no hat and all corgis."

"Smile when you say that, pardner."

"They're comfortable."

Dawing your Cellphone

"Give him time, - if anyone can break that swing set, it's O'l Tex."