Modern Cowboy Prints

Old West Saloon Has Revolving Door Put In

'Ooo, two strays to add to the database.'

Wild West Text Showdown

'Welcome aboard. Dress code is Urban Boer.'

How cowboys book their rides remotely.

"You lose your phone again, Rusty?"

'Ok, if I adjust that sleep number there, buddy?'

"If we don't find a place to charge these batteries we ain't gettin' this herd of tumbleweed to Kansas City by sundown."

Motorcycles tied to hitching post outside a western saloon

"Jake, you really need that GPS to ride off into the sunset??"

"We'll be paying for the prairie, the forests, and the streams with this credit card, which is just as good as—if not better than—trinkets."

'I'd kill for concrete.'

Modern Day Windmill Jousting

'Where are we? Check it out on trailquest, Bart.'

"Time for some herdin' music, eh, girl?"

Foolish Floyd and His Mighty Smart Horse

"Let's scoot."

'Darn Lone Ranger! It's the third time he's SMSed 'Hi Yo Silver' today: Got to go Darling...'

"Yeah, I'm alone."

'...How are we supposed to look up how to use this stuff?'

Modernizing A Horse

“Hold on—wait until those people are out of the way.”

"This horse comes with all the hardware necessary to be fully autonomous."

Well, maybe you're right . Maybe this town would be big enough for the both of us if they put in second Starbucks.

For a few dollars more, we can get a suite. Spaghetti Westin.

"Clippety clop, … clippety clop. …. clippety clop. … clippety clop..."

"Well if I can't be a cowboy I'll be a lawyer for cowboys."

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

Due to his low center of gravity, Jake is the greatesr broncbuster ever!

'Hi, Doc! I don't think I'm going to need you after all....'

'No doubt about it Captain. See these markings? This arrow belongs to Robin Hood!'

New Guy.

'Do you think he's ready for the big round-up?'

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

"They're comfortable."