Fashion-forward Cowboy Gifts

"This shirt, kerchief, and pants – all Ralph Lauren. The belt and my undergarments – Calvin Klein."

"He's no hat and all corgis."

Dawing your Cellphone

WANTED Dead or Alive - Schrodinger's Cat.

Artists of the wild west.

The lame cowboy with spurs on his crutches.

A boy dressed as a cowboy riding a stick horse encounters a stick with a cow's skull at the end lying on the ground.

Motorcycles tied to hitching post outside a western saloon

“Hold on—wait until those people are out of the way.”

"Let's scoot."

"Don't forget your gunfighting helmet."

"You lose your phone again, Rusty?"

Wild West Text Showdown

'Oh yeah. He's the fastest in the west alright. The fastest out of town, at the first sight of trouble.'

'I'd kill for concrete.'

"This horse comes with all the hardware necessary to be fully autonomous."

'Welcome aboard. Dress code is Urban Boer.'

"Giddyup."

No caption. (A cowboy heads toward the swinging doors of a saloon as a cat goes toward a smaller version of the same entrance).

The Language of Love

'Ooo, two strays to add to the database.'

Ronald Reagan

'Dang, we're losing a lot of strays.'

"I don't think so, Ted!"

"If we don't find a place to charge these batteries we ain't gettin' this herd of tumbleweed to Kansas City by sundown."

For a few dollars more, we can get a suite. Spaghetti Westin.

"Clippety clop, … clippety clop. …. clippety clop. … clippety clop..."

Old West Saloon Has Revolving Door Put In

'What's the text abbreviation for 'yippee yippee yo, yippee yay, yippee yo kai aye?'

"Dunno which one of 'em did it, but we just got two stars on Rate Yer Driver."

"This gown just ain't big enough for the both of us."

Cowgirl lipstick.

'Where are we? Check it out on trailquest, Bart.'

"Don't believe him, boss. It's a trick."

"It was an ambush Sheriff, Injuns, didn't see what tribe, but they were real young!"