Fashionista Cowboy Gifts

"You're a low - down mangy yellow sona-of-a-bitch - and your jeans are passe."

"I groom all day and still look like a baboon."

Dawing your Cellphone

The lame cowboy with spurs on his crutches.

'Oh - go get yourself a porsche.'

"Don't forget your gunfighting helmet."

"Hey samson, nice man bun."

'Oh yeah. He's the fastest in the west alright. The fastest out of town, at the first sight of trouble.'

'Too dressy?'

"You must be new around here, pardner."

"Giddyup."

Spring Has Finally Sprung!

Clothes sale - everything must go!

No caption. (A cowboy heads toward the swinging doors of a saloon as a cat goes toward a smaller version of the same entrance).

Tank color choices.

Pizza London Eye

Why is it the universe keeps expanding but there's never any room in my closet?

Do-over

'Now that's a sexy looking bathing suit!'

Mythological Greek hero' Achilles' showing off his set of high-heeled shoes

Darth Vader looks forward to the weekend

'I'd recommend you put your money into rising markets, for example shoe manufacturers. My wife just bought her 568th pair!

"It's broken I'm afraid." "Will I be able to work?" "Depends. What do you do?" "Oh, I'm just a cowpoke for Circle 'Y' Ranch."

Woman with flower-style bra getting attacked by bees.

Bathing suit.

Fashion Magazine: In/Out/Back In.

"Clippety clop, … clippety clop. …. clippety clop. … clippety clop..."

"A duck call won't grab the attention of a modern duck. You need to draw them in with Snapchat."

'Me too-thought I'd better splash out before my plastic expires tomorrow!'

"I'm off the leash, but I'm keeping my collar on."

"Eww! -- Is that the only color bandage you have?"

'Dame Edna has a lot to answer for'

'I want nice man-bag.'

"Look at his cilia! He's such a hippy!"

'Sorry folks. All these jokes can't be winners.'