Modern Cowboy Aficionado Gifts

Dawing your Cellphone

Billy. The Kid.

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

"This town ain't big enough for the proposed outlet shopping mall at Millet Creek Pass."

'Who do you think you're kidding, Slim? — the ruby slippers are a dead giveaway!'

"I don't care how good he is. Ain't nobody can get a short on Jeffrey."

"You keep fumblin' with that bra, Cowboy, and you're never gettin' to second base."

"Can't we ride off in another direction?"

The Cowboy Way; Doing the Right Thing

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

'I still want to be a cowboy.'

"I broncobust and I Dust-Bust. You got a problem with that?"

"Head for the carrousel! It's our only chance!"

"It's nice to feel wanted though, isn't it?"

Young Gums

"Waving the hat keeps the cattle moving and lets my hair get some highlights."

"I learned ridin', I learned cowpokin' and I learned how to eat and sleep under the stars. But, dag nab it, I never learned any geology."

"You're right -- this town is big enough for the both of us."

The Not So Wild West

"...you mean this is the end of the 3 bandidoes?"

"Mom, Dad - I'm a sidekick. I've always been a sidekick. And I want you to know that I have a pardner."

"I dunno ... I get the feeling this is going to end very badly."

Western Outfitters.

'You got a search warrant, sheriff?'

Motorcycles tied to hitching post outside a western saloon

'I don't know about you, Clyde, but I'm getting a mighty uneasy feeling we could be riding straight into an ambush interview!'

The Lawman

Civil Howdy Pardnership

Louis L'Amour hones his craft.

"So long, Ma, I'm ridin' off into the sunset."

"Let's scoot."

“Hold on—wait until those people are out of the way.”

"El muy mal perro"

'Roy Rogers is ambused'

"You lose your phone again, Rusty?"