Modern Cowboy Enthusiast Gifts

'Sorry, I can't talk now, I'm driving.'

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

"This town ain't big enough for the proposed outlet shopping mall at Millet Creek Pass."

Dawing your Cellphone

"Why didn't you simply open the window?"

'Who do you think you're kidding, Slim? — the ruby slippers are a dead giveaway!'

"I don't care how good he is. Ain't nobody can get a short on Jeffrey."

"You keep fumblin' with that bra, Cowboy, and you're never gettin' to second base."

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

"Can't we ride off in another direction?"

The Cowboy Way; Doing the Right Thing

'I still want to be a cowboy.'

"I broncobust and I Dust-Bust. You got a problem with that?"

"Head for the carrousel! It's our only chance!"

Young Gums

"It's nice to feel wanted though, isn't it?"

"You funnin' me, bub?"

"Waving the hat keeps the cattle moving and lets my hair get some highlights."

"I learned ridin', I learned cowpokin' and I learned how to eat and sleep under the stars. But, dag nab it, I never learned any geology."

"You're right -- this town is big enough for the both of us."

Cowboy uses his hat for a private kiss.

Draw!

The Not So Wild West

"Mom, Dad - I'm a sidekick. I've always been a sidekick. And I want you to know that I have a pardner."

"I dunno ... I get the feeling this is going to end very badly."

'You got a search warrant, sheriff?'

Western Outfitters.

Motorcycles tied to hitching post outside a western saloon

"...you mean this is the end of the 3 bandidoes?"

'I don't know about you, Clyde, but I'm getting a mighty uneasy feeling we could be riding straight into an ambush interview!'

'Bunfight at the O.K corral.'

Civil Howdy Pardnership

The Lawman

Deep in the Heart of Texas: The Cholesterol Kid.

"Let's scoot."