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'Sorry, I can't talk now, I'm driving.'

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

'Who do you think you're kidding, Slim? — the ruby slippers are a dead giveaway!'

Dawing your Cellphone

"This town ain't big enough for the proposed outlet shopping mall at Millet Creek Pass."

"Why didn't you simply open the window?"

"I don't care how good he is. Ain't nobody can get a short on Jeffrey."

The Cowboy Way; Doing the Right Thing

"You keep fumblin' with that bra, Cowboy, and you're never gettin' to second base."

"Can't we ride off in another direction?"

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

'I still want to be a cowboy.'

"I broncobust and I Dust-Bust. You got a problem with that?"

"Head for the carrousel! It's our only chance!"

"You funnin' me, bub?"

Young Gums

"Waving the hat keeps the cattle moving and lets my hair get some highlights."

"It's nice to feel wanted though, isn't it?"

"I learned ridin', I learned cowpokin' and I learned how to eat and sleep under the stars. But, dag nab it, I never learned any geology."

"You're right -- this town is big enough for the both of us."

Cowboy uses his hat for a private kiss.

Draw!

'You got a search warrant, sheriff?'

Motorcycles tied to hitching post outside a western saloon

"Mom, Dad - I'm a sidekick. I've always been a sidekick. And I want you to know that I have a pardner."

The Not So Wild West

Western Outfitters.

"I dunno ... I get the feeling this is going to end very badly."

"...you mean this is the end of the 3 bandidoes?"

'Bunfight at the O.K corral.'

"Let's scoot."

Louis L'Amour hones his craft.

“Hold on—wait until those people are out of the way.”

Deep in the Heart of Texas: The Cholesterol Kid.

The Lawman