Modern-day Cowboy T-Shirts

"Dunno which one of 'em did it, but we just got two stars on Rate Yer Driver."

'Dang, we're losing a lot of strays.'

'What's the text abbreviation for 'yippee yippee yo, yippee yay, yippee yo kai aye?'

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

"He's no hat and all corgis."

Dawing your Cellphone

WANTED Dead or Alive - Schrodinger's Cat.

"Yup! Its time to feed the cattle."

Cowboy uses his hat for a private kiss.

Motorcycles tied to hitching post outside a western saloon

"Dangnabit, Wilson! Where's that big campfire I asked for?"

Domestic Pardners

"Don't forget your gunfighting helmet."

"Let's scoot."

“Hold on—wait until those people are out of the way.”

"Today we can help herd cattle, go on a nature hike, get a sauna and massage, or go into town and rob the bank."

Wild West Text Showdown

"You lose your phone again, Rusty?"

"This horse comes with all the hardware necessary to be fully autonomous."

'I'd kill for concrete.'

Elevator/Open Range

John Wayne

'Welcome aboard. Dress code is Urban Boer.'

"Giddyup."

'Oh, shut up!'

"This time it's curtains for you, Black Bart!"

'Ooo, two strays to add to the database.'

'According to your resume you're an experienced ranch hand...I knew I should have checked your references!'

"I don't think so, Ted!"

"It's broken I'm afraid." "Will I be able to work?" "Depends. What do you do?" "Oh, I'm just a cowpoke for Circle 'Y' Ranch."

'I guess I never should have quit the rodeo'

"Clippety clop, … clippety clop. …. clippety clop. … clippety clop..."

For a few dollars more, we can get a suite. Spaghetti Westin.

"No Jake, you promised you'd given up the gun."

"If we don't find a place to charge these batteries we ain't gettin' this herd of tumbleweed to Kansas City by sundown."