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Artistic Licence.

He was notoriously quick on the draw

"He's no hat and all corgis."

'I'm looking for something to impress the shareholders.'

WANTED Dead or Alive - Schrodinger's Cat.

Artists of the wild west.

"Yup! Its time to feed the cattle."

High Noon at the O.K. Staff Meeting

Motorcycles tied to hitching post outside a western saloon

"Dangnabit, Wilson! Where's that big campfire I asked for?"

“Hold on—wait until those people are out of the way.”

"Let's scoot."

"About time they did something about the rats!"

"You lose your phone again, Rusty?"

Wild West Text Showdown

'It soon became obvious, this stranger meant business!'

"The boss use to herd cattle before he started the company."

'I'd kill for concrete.'

"Just remember...the main ingredient in all my dishes is love."

"This horse comes with all the hardware necessary to be fully autonomous."

'Welcome aboard. Dress code is Urban Boer.'

'They were two payroll cowboys riding together.'

"Mmm....say, cookie! What's this garbage you're feeding us?"

'I think it's something religious. Every time my dad looks at it, he says 'Oh my God!'.'

Zoom Rodeos

"Say, Bart. Break out that ol’ Harmonica App."

'Ooo, two strays to add to the database.'

"Clippety clop, … clippety clop. …. clippety clop. … clippety clop..."

'The classic pinstripe with construction boots delivers the authoritative butt-kicking power needed for Monday morning meetings.'

'I guess I never should have quit the rodeo'

'Dang, we're losing a lot of strays.'

"Ain't nobody gonna end a meeting faster than me."

"I don't think so, Ted!"