Cowboy Innovator T-Shirts

"This horse comes with all the hardware necessary to be fully autonomous."

The Runaway Horse

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

Glue gun? Glitter? Dang it, I grabbed my crafting belt again.

"This town ain't big enough for the proposed outlet shopping mall at Millet Creek Pass."

"Can't we ride off in another direction?"

The Cowboy Way; Doing the Right Thing

"I broncobust and I Dust-Bust. You got a problem with that?"

WANTED Dead or Alive - Schrodinger's Cat.

"I learned ridin', I learned cowpokin' and I learned how to eat and sleep under the stars. But, dag nab it, I never learned any geology."

Cow duel.

"Mom, Dad - I'm a sidekick. I've always been a sidekick. And I want you to know that I have a pardner."

The Not So Wild West

Motorcycles tied to hitching post outside a western saloon

'I don't know about you, Clyde, but I'm getting a mighty uneasy feeling we could be riding straight into an ambush interview!'

'If you're not doing anything, come on over and we'll shoot the bull!'

“Hold on—wait until those people are out of the way.”

'Well, so much for our legendary ability to eviscerate cattle with surgical precision...'

"Let's scoot."

Civil Howdy Pardnership

'Now, you can SWASH, and you can BUCKLE, but you can't SWASHBUCKLE.'

"About time they did something about the rats!"

"You lose your phone again, Rusty?"

'Can we skip to the part where I charge with a light saber?'

Wild West Text Showdown

Davey Crockets Teddy Bear hat

Jasper's Limo Service.

Cowboy

'I'd kill for concrete.'

"An accountant? No son of mine is going to be an accountant! You'll be an octopus wrangler like your old man, and like it!"

'Welcome aboard. Dress code is Urban Boer.'

A cowboy uses a noose for a clothesline.

"I love hearing that lonesome wail of the train whistle as the magnitude of the frequency of the wave changes due to the doppler effect."

'It's Colonel Bowie, Davy... he cut himself again.'

Daisy had the fastest udders in the west field.