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"We're headin' into town. 'Course I'm gonna moisturize."

Billy. The Kid.

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

"This town ain't big enough for the proposed outlet shopping mall at Millet Creek Pass."

The Cowboy Way; Doing the Right Thing

"Can't we ride off in another direction?"

'I still want to be a cowboy.'

"I broncobust and I Dust-Bust. You got a problem with that?"

"Head for the carrousel! It's our only chance!"

"I learned ridin', I learned cowpokin' and I learned how to eat and sleep under the stars. But, dag nab it, I never learned any geology."

"You're right -- this town is big enough for the both of us."

Cowboy uses his hat for a private kiss.

The lame cowboy with spurs on his crutches.

"I dunno ... I get the feeling this is going to end very badly."

Western Outfitters.

"Mom, Dad - I'm a sidekick. I've always been a sidekick. And I want you to know that I have a pardner."

"...you mean this is the end of the 3 bandidoes?"

The Not So Wild West

'I don't know about you, Clyde, but I'm getting a mighty uneasy feeling we could be riding straight into an ambush interview!'

Cowboy directions 'Up yonder', 'Down yonder', 'This-A-Way' and 'That-A-Way'.

Louis L'Amour hones his craft.

Domestic Pardners

"So long, Ma, I'm ridin' off into the sunset."

Civil Howdy Pardnership

(Maps to the Homes of the Steers) (Maps $ 100)

"I made partner!"

'Can we skip to the part where I charge with a light saber?'

'I AM a cowboy so therefore they ARE cowboy boots, OK?'

Jasper's Limo Service.

Nannies Of The Old West

Cowboy

'Hey, I made a hole in Juan.'

"They say it's the last of the really big cattle drives, and I'm just glad I'm here to see it."

'This is as close to a round up I'll ever get.'

'When I said loosen your buckle and let 'em drop, I was talking about your gunbelt.'