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"What did you say about the health of my gut biome?"

Billy. The Kid.

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

"Smile when you say that, pardner."

"He's no hat and all corgis."

"Why didn't you simply open the window?"

"This town ain't big enough for the proposed outlet shopping mall at Millet Creek Pass."

'Who do you think you're kidding, Slim? — the ruby slippers are a dead giveaway!'

"You keep fumblin' with that bra, Cowboy, and you're never gettin' to second base."

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

"Can't we ride off in another direction?"

The Cowboy Way; Doing the Right Thing

'I still want to be a cowboy.'

"I broncobust and I Dust-Bust. You got a problem with that?"

"Waving the hat keeps the cattle moving and lets my hair get some highlights."

"You funnin' me, bub?"

"I learned ridin', I learned cowpokin' and I learned how to eat and sleep under the stars. But, dag nab it, I never learned any geology."

"Head for the carrousel! It's our only chance!"

"It's nice to feel wanted though, isn't it?"

Young Gums

"You're right -- this town is big enough for the both of us."

Cowboy uses his hat for a private kiss.

Draw!

"...you mean this is the end of the 3 bandidoes?"

"Mom, Dad - I'm a sidekick. I've always been a sidekick. And I want you to know that I have a pardner."

Western Outfitters.

The Not So Wild West

"Only one of us can be 'The Funny One'."

"Kid!! We know you're in there!!! Either come out or commence to fightin'!!!!"

"I dunno ... I get the feeling this is going to end very badly."

'You got a search warrant, sheriff?'

'Bunfight at the O.K corral.'

'I haven't done anything. My ex-wife had those posters printed.'