Cowboy Lifestyle Enthusiast Mugs

No caption. (A cowboy heads toward the swinging doors of a saloon as a cat goes toward a smaller version of the same entrance).

"What did you say about the health of my gut biome?"

Billy. The Kid.

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

"Smile when you say that, pardner."

"He's no hat and all corgis."

"This town ain't big enough for the proposed outlet shopping mall at Millet Creek Pass."

'Who do you think you're kidding, Slim? — the ruby slippers are a dead giveaway!'

"Why didn't you simply open the window?"

The Cowboy Way; Doing the Right Thing

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

"Can't we ride off in another direction?"

"You keep fumblin' with that bra, Cowboy, and you're never gettin' to second base."

'I still want to be a cowboy.'

"I broncobust and I Dust-Bust. You got a problem with that?"

"Waving the hat keeps the cattle moving and lets my hair get some highlights."

"You funnin' me, bub?"

"It's nice to feel wanted though, isn't it?"

"I learned ridin', I learned cowpokin' and I learned how to eat and sleep under the stars. But, dag nab it, I never learned any geology."

"Head for the carrousel! It's our only chance!"

Young Gums

"You're right -- this town is big enough for the both of us."

Cowboy uses his hat for a private kiss.

Draw!

"Only one of us can be 'The Funny One'."

"I dunno ... I get the feeling this is going to end very badly."

"Mom, Dad - I'm a sidekick. I've always been a sidekick. And I want you to know that I have a pardner."

The Not So Wild West

"Kid!! We know you're in there!!! Either come out or commence to fightin'!!!!"

Western Outfitters.

'You got a search warrant, sheriff?'

"...you mean this is the end of the 3 bandidoes?"

'I don't know about you, Clyde, but I'm getting a mighty uneasy feeling we could be riding straight into an ambush interview!'

'Bunfight at the O.K corral.'