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"You're right -- this town is big enough for the both of us."

"So if you've all signed and turned in your waivers - let's ride!"

"Next time you show up for a duel at high noon, remember to factor in Daylight Saving Time. I been standing here like an idiot for an hour."

'I still want to be a cowboy.'

"And my spittoon will go right about there."

"Relax. You're just de-ranged."

Billy the Kilt

"Goodbye, Masked Kid, and thanks for all the help!"

"What's the point of being your sidekick if the courts won't recognize it?"

'I don't like the look of the new builder ...'

Alright, Hutchins - This 'toon ain't big enough for the both of us!

'Oh sure, he's the fastest in the west alright, until it comes to buying a round.'

Cowboy: 'Hey, stop the game fellers! He's got an ace up his sleeve!!' Cowboy 2: 'Why you dirty, low-down, rotten cheetah!!'

Louis L'Amour hones his craft.

'You two gun Billy one leg the bandit?'

They decided to settle out of court.

"Gimme a handful of carrot sticks and a beer poured into a long wooden trough."

"I'm warning you stranger. This town ain't big enough for the two of us!"

"You need glasses, Roy."

"Him? Nah, he ain't dead! That's my spare sidekick in case you go flat!"

"So long, Ma, I'm ridin' off into the sunset."

Cowboy

"You call that a mosey? That's a waddle."

"...you mean this is the end of the 3 bandidoes?"

They look like cowboys to me.

Oswald was a very methodical gunfighter.

Low Noon.

Dodgy City

'Just a trim for me thanks.'

'You can stay, but get your ass out of town!'

'You're not from around these parts, are you stranger?'

'They pass that big rock for the third time and then the baddie gets knocked off his horse by a low branch.'

"I'll be heading into the sunset now Emmy Lou... uh which way is west?"

"It just don't feel right, drinking him like that."

"I dunno ... I get the feeling this is going to end very badly."