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Tex knew a rattling noise meant a dangerous snake. But fortunately there was no rattle.

'That's the great Scottish Indian fighter, Hawkeye the Noo!'

"So you think you're the biggest man in town, do ya?"

'No, I don't think 'Indian Love Call' would make better theme music!'

'Lost the mask again, Kemosabe?'

Cowboy reads book: 'The Joy of Tex'.

'Weight: 168 pounds. Fortune: Be out of town by sunset.'

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

"Why didn't you simply open the window?"

'Who do you think you're kidding, Slim? — the ruby slippers are a dead giveaway!'

"This town ain't big enough for the proposed outlet shopping mall at Millet Creek Pass."

"You keep fumblin' with that bra, Cowboy, and you're never gettin' to second base."

"Can't we ride off in another direction?"

The Cowboy Way; Doing the Right Thing

'I still want to be a cowboy.'

"I broncobust and I Dust-Bust. You got a problem with that?"

Young Gums

"Head for the carrousel! It's our only chance!"

"You funnin' me, bub?"

"It's nice to feel wanted though, isn't it?"

"Waving the hat keeps the cattle moving and lets my hair get some highlights."

"I learned ridin', I learned cowpokin' and I learned how to eat and sleep under the stars. But, dag nab it, I never learned any geology."

"You're right -- this town is big enough for the both of us."

Cowboy uses his hat for a private kiss.

Draw!

The Not So Wild West

"I dunno ... I get the feeling this is going to end very badly."

"Mom, Dad - I'm a sidekick. I've always been a sidekick. And I want you to know that I have a pardner."

"...you mean this is the end of the 3 bandidoes?"

Western Outfitters.

'I don't know about you, Clyde, but I'm getting a mighty uneasy feeling we could be riding straight into an ambush interview!'

'Bunfight at the O.K corral.'

Deep in the Heart of Texas: The Cholesterol Kid.

Louis L'Amour hones his craft.

'Roy Rogers is ambused'