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'Bill, the cowboy's back.'

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

"This town ain't big enough for the proposed outlet shopping mall at Millet Creek Pass."

'Who do you think you're kidding, Slim? — the ruby slippers are a dead giveaway!'

Dawing your Cellphone

"Can't we ride off in another direction?"

The Cowboy Way; Doing the Right Thing

'I still want to be a cowboy.'

"I broncobust and I Dust-Bust. You got a problem with that?"

"I learned ridin', I learned cowpokin' and I learned how to eat and sleep under the stars. But, dag nab it, I never learned any geology."

"Yup! Its time to feed the cattle."

"Head for the carrousel! It's our only chance!"

"Waving the hat keeps the cattle moving and lets my hair get some highlights."

"It's nice to feel wanted though, isn't it?"

"You're right -- this town is big enough for the both of us."

"Mom, Dad - I'm a sidekick. I've always been a sidekick. And I want you to know that I have a pardner."

"...you mean this is the end of the 3 bandidoes?"

The Not So Wild West

"Kid!! We know you're in there!!! Either come out or commence to fightin'!!!!"

"Dangnabit, Wilson! Where's that big campfire I asked for?"

"I dunno ... I get the feeling this is going to end very badly."

'I don't know about you, Clyde, but I'm getting a mighty uneasy feeling we could be riding straight into an ambush interview!'

Civil Howdy Pardnership

"So long, Ma, I'm ridin' off into the sunset."

Louis L'Amour hones his craft.

"El muy mal perro"

'Can we skip to the part where I charge with a light saber?'

"About time they did something about the rats!"

"We could have a shoot-out, then brunch."

'If we survive this, you are totally walking home.'

"Sorry, Zak, since paintball aint bin invented yet, looks like you bin shot!"

'Just a trim for me thanks.'

Cowboy

Jasper's Limo Service.

Cattlemans Saloon.