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'Bill, the cowboy's back.'

"What did you say about the health of my gut biome?"

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

"Why didn't you simply open the window?"

"This town ain't big enough for the proposed outlet shopping mall at Millet Creek Pass."

"You keep fumblin' with that bra, Cowboy, and you're never gettin' to second base."

The Cowboy Way; Doing the Right Thing

"Can't we ride off in another direction?"

'Remember the...um...the...uh...oh, yeah...remember the Alamo!'

'I still want to be a cowboy.'

"I broncobust and I Dust-Bust. You got a problem with that?"

Young Gums

Are you the guy who ate my brother?

"Head for the carrousel! It's our only chance!"

"I learned ridin', I learned cowpokin' and I learned how to eat and sleep under the stars. But, dag nab it, I never learned any geology."

"You funnin' me, bub?"

"You're right -- this town is big enough for the both of us."

Cowboy uses his hat for a private kiss.

Draw!

"Mom, Dad - I'm a sidekick. I've always been a sidekick. And I want you to know that I have a pardner."

"...you mean this is the end of the 3 bandidoes?"

"I dunno ... I get the feeling this is going to end very badly."

The Not So Wild West

'I don't know about you, Clyde, but I'm getting a mighty uneasy feeling we could be riding straight into an ambush interview!'

'Bunfight at the O.K corral.'

Deep in the Heart of Texas: The Cholesterol Kid.

'Roy Rogers is ambused'

"Billy the Kid's in town!"

For every moment in life there is a song that describes it perfectly.'

"So long, Ma, I'm ridin' off into the sunset."

"Personally, I'd recommend something a little less formal for being run out of town."

Tyrannosaurus Tex

Civil Howdy Pardnership

Louis L'Amour hones his craft.

'Did you want me, boss?'