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'Bill, the cowboy's back.'

"What did you say about the health of my gut biome?"

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

"This town ain't big enough for the proposed outlet shopping mall at Millet Creek Pass."

"Why didn't you simply open the window?"

The Cowboy Way; Doing the Right Thing

"Can't we ride off in another direction?"

"You keep fumblin' with that bra, Cowboy, and you're never gettin' to second base."

'I still want to be a cowboy.'

"I broncobust and I Dust-Bust. You got a problem with that?"

"Head for the carrousel! It's our only chance!"

Young Gums

"You funnin' me, bub?"

Are you the guy who ate my brother?

"I learned ridin', I learned cowpokin' and I learned how to eat and sleep under the stars. But, dag nab it, I never learned any geology."

"You're right -- this town is big enough for the both of us."

Cowboy uses his hat for a private kiss.

Draw!

The Not So Wild West

"I dunno ... I get the feeling this is going to end very badly."

"...you mean this is the end of the 3 bandidoes?"

"Mom, Dad - I'm a sidekick. I've always been a sidekick. And I want you to know that I have a pardner."

'Bunfight at the O.K corral.'

"Personally, I'd recommend something a little less formal for being run out of town."

Louis L'Amour hones his craft.

Tyrannosaurus Tex

Deep in the Heart of Texas: The Cholesterol Kid.

For every moment in life there is a song that describes it perfectly.'

"Billy the Kid's in town!"

"So long, Ma, I'm ridin' off into the sunset."

Civil Howdy Pardnership

'Did you want me, boss?'