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Billy the Kid/ Billy the Kidder

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

Dawing your Cellphone

"Why didn't you simply open the window?"

"This town ain't big enough for the proposed outlet shopping mall at Millet Creek Pass."

The Cowboy Way; Doing the Right Thing

"You keep fumblin' with that bra, Cowboy, and you're never gettin' to second base."

"Can't we ride off in another direction?"

'I still want to be a cowboy.'

"I broncobust and I Dust-Bust. You got a problem with that?"

"You funnin' me, bub?"

"I learned ridin', I learned cowpokin' and I learned how to eat and sleep under the stars. But, dag nab it, I never learned any geology."

"Head for the carrousel! It's our only chance!"

Young Gums

Are you the guy who ate my brother?

"You're right -- this town is big enough for the both of us."

Cowboy uses his hat for a private kiss.

Draw!

The Not So Wild West

"I dunno ... I get the feeling this is going to end very badly."

"...you mean this is the end of the 3 bandidoes?"

"Mom, Dad - I'm a sidekick. I've always been a sidekick. And I want you to know that I have a pardner."

'Bunfight at the O.K corral.'

"Personally, I'd recommend something a little less formal for being run out of town."

"Billy the Kid's in town!"

Tyrannosaurus Tex

Louis L'Amour hones his craft.

"So long, Ma, I'm ridin' off into the sunset."

Deep in the Heart of Texas: The Cholesterol Kid.

Civil Howdy Pardnership

For every moment in life there is a song that describes it perfectly.'

'Did you want me, boss?'

CW 'Text' Yomp Sidekicks: Attorneys-at-law,