Vintage Western Fan T-Shirts

'What was it about this guy I was warned not to stare at? His hands - it must ave been his hands.'

Steve McQueen

101 uses of a dead cat: disguise.

'Someday TVs will be in big boxes on the floor.'

Best before 65 million BC.

The Cowboy Way; Doing the Right Thing

"There is a 5 month slow down. You are still on the fastest route. You will arrive next year."

"Reach for the sky, stranger."

"Dangnabit, Wilson! Where's that big campfire I asked for?"

David Niven caricature

'..It's just that with all your amazing powers of deduction and elimination, Holmes, I'm just a little surprised that the best solution you can come up with for seeing off the hound of the Baskervilles, is to 'chase them across the moors with a hoover. up

Adult Barbershop

'Now, you can SWASH, and you can BUCKLE, but you can't SWASHBUCKLE.'

Night Life: L.A.

"I'm just gonna reach in my back pocket real slow-like and turn off my ringer."

"Help! It's a sprawling epic!"

"Sorry, Zak, since paintball aint bin invented yet, looks like you bin shot!"

'You know, it's kind of nice turning off the sound, turning on closed caption, and listening to piano music.'

"There's a programme about people watching TV on the other channel."

Cowboy in Old West boasts of having shot a guy for ending a sentence in a preposition.

'Dauber Micawber'

A gentleman giving some children a lesson in manners

'You're going to have to stay confined to the bunkhouse for a week.'

'I thought you were trying to lynch me, Mom.'

Tea and Sugar Rationing

"Lost his first hat about nine months ago. Really tore him up too."

Gunswinger

Wangling War Films How To Make and Fake Them: II The Popular Film of a Taube soaring over Rheims Cathedral

"I love your shadow, it's so retro."