Vintage Western Fan T-Shirts

'What was it about this guy I was warned not to stare at? His hands - it must ave been his hands.'

'Someday TVs will be in big boxes on the floor.'

Best before 65 million BC.

101 uses of a dead cat: disguise.

Steve McQueen

'Remember the...um...the...uh...oh, yeah...remember the Alamo!'

The Cowboy Way; Doing the Right Thing

"Reach for the sky, stranger."

"There is a 5 month slow down. You are still on the fastest route. You will arrive next year."

Christmas TV...

David Niven caricature

"Dangnabit, Wilson! Where's that big campfire I asked for?"

Adult Barbershop

'..It's just that with all your amazing powers of deduction and elimination, Holmes, I'm just a little surprised that the best solution you can come up with for seeing off the hound of the Baskervilles, is to 'chase them across the moors with a hoover. up

'Now, you can SWASH, and you can BUCKLE, but you can't SWASHBUCKLE.'

Night Life: L.A.

"I'm just gonna reach in my back pocket real slow-like and turn off my ringer."

'So you have to ask yourself: do you feel lucky?...well do you, monk?'

"Help! It's a sprawling epic!"

Janet Leigh

John Laurie

'You know, it's kind of nice turning off the sound, turning on closed caption, and listening to piano music.'

"There's a programme about people watching TV on the other channel."

"Sorry, Zak, since paintball aint bin invented yet, looks like you bin shot!"

Cowboy in Old West boasts of having shot a guy for ending a sentence in a preposition.

Wangling War Films How To Make and Fake Them: II The Popular Film of a Taube soaring over Rheims Cathedral

'You're going to have to stay confined to the bunkhouse for a week.'

Laurel and Hardy

'I thought you were trying to lynch me, Mom.'

Gunswinger

Tea and Sugar Rationing

"Lost his first hat about nine months ago. Really tore him up too."

'Dauber Micawber'

A gentleman giving some children a lesson in manners

Elvis' autopsy