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'Dave got a bunch of cowboys to install our digital TV. Now all we can receive are old westerns.'

Due to his low center of gravity, Jake is the greatesr broncbuster ever!

Billy. The Kid.

"Shootout at the Soapy Canal"

"He was the one everyone called 'The Greatest.' Then one day, a stranger turned up in town."

'Rollin', rollin', rollin',...keep them dogies rollin'...'

"Can't we ride off in another direction?"

"I don't care if you saw this in a western..."

WANTED Dead or Alive - Schrodinger's Cat.

"Reach for the sky, stranger."

Cowboy uses his hat for a private kiss.

North Fork, the town too tough to diet.

'I don't know who you are stranger, but if you mess with big Gus you'll be in your coffin by dawn!'

Though both are long retired, his faithful Indian companion continues to dispense sage advice to an increasingly skeptical masked man.

"Uh-oh it's happening aain, the feeling I'm being triggered...."

'You stay here. I'll go on a head.'

Joe hasn't been the same since training for that new biathlon--bronco busting and sumo wrestling.

"I know your mother."

"Emotional Support Horses Welcome"

Tyrannosaurus Tex

"You don't think you're bringing that mustache in here do you?!"

"El muy mal perro"

Build a home where the buffalo roam? Bah!

"Bad weather, bugs, snakes, hostile Indians, rustlers, … these are some of the things you may encounter on your outward bound experience."

Cowboy:'DRAW!' - Two Cowboys about to fight it out using their Pencils and Paper pads.

Sea Horse outside saloon

'You may be a jolly happy soul Frosty, but you stink at poker!'

'Did you want me, boss?'

'I AM a cowboy so therefore they ARE cowboy boots, OK?'

"Careful, Len. You'll spook the herd."