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"Damn if I didn't start walking in this direction for a reason..."

Cowboy in Old West boasts of having shot a guy for ending a sentence in a preposition.

"I can help you guys form a union."

Pension Plans of the Old West

'You refuse to admit someone stole your horse, don't you?'

"First we get a bunch of cows."

'Take it outside!'

'Rollin', rollin', rollin',...keep them dogies rollin'...'

'It says, 'White man come and we're screwed.''

'Davy Crockett's divorce.'

Disabled Parking Space in the Wild West.

Yea, yea, yea, nay. The nays have it.

Custard's Last Stand: 'Come to Papa!'

"These boots were made for drinking."

'2 hours! I ain't parked here but 45 minutes.'

Sidewinder Sam's Aerobic Studio

"Damn it Zeke, pay attention. I said go round up a posse!"

'That stranger's tellin' the truth, sheriff. Ol' Buford here done went into his windup first.'

"How come you're called the. "Lone Ranger", when I'm with you? A little recognition would be nice."

'Fifty soldiers...marching...maybe two miles away.'

"No class, it isn't the world's first cell tower."

'Don't forget to yell 'Surprise!'.'

"You must be the one they call the birthday kid!"

'Reservations.'

'When the fastest draw west of the Pecos asks for a decaf latte, he gets a decaf latte.'

Clint Eastwood,

'Custer, on the eve of the little big horn'

'What the-! Who the heck's playing buffalo chips?'

"How regularly would you say you ride off into the sunset?"

'That's what I call a couple of buttes!'

Nobody knows why hot air conestoga wagons never caught on

Buck Cheevers, daredevil of the wild west.

"Go on. . . say it again. I dare you. Call me Wienerdog one. . . more. . . time."

"Because you're not naked, and you're not a cowboy, that's why!"

"Smile when you say that about my department, J.B."