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"Damn if I didn't start walking in this direction for a reason..."

Cowboy in Old West boasts of having shot a guy for ending a sentence in a preposition.

"I can help you guys form a union."

Pension Plans of the Old West

"First we get a bunch of cows."

'You refuse to admit someone stole your horse, don't you?'

'Take it outside!'

'Rollin', rollin', rollin',...keep them dogies rollin'...'

'It says, 'White man come and we're screwed.''

'Davy Crockett's divorce.'

Disabled Parking Space in the Wild West.

"These boots were made for drinking."

"How regularly would you say you ride off into the sunset?"

Yea, yea, yea, nay. The nays have it.

Custard's Last Stand: 'Come to Papa!'

Sidewinder Sam's Aerobic Studio

'What the-! Who the heck's playing buffalo chips?'

'Reservations.'

'2 hours! I ain't parked here but 45 minutes.'

'When the fastest draw west of the Pecos asks for a decaf latte, he gets a decaf latte.'

'Custer, on the eve of the little big horn'

'Don't forget to yell 'Surprise!'.'

'That stranger's tellin' the truth, sheriff. Ol' Buford here done went into his windup first.'

'Fifty soldiers...marching...maybe two miles away.'

'That's what I call a couple of buttes!'

"Damn it Zeke, pay attention. I said go round up a posse!"

"No class, it isn't the world's first cell tower."

"You must be the one they call the birthday kid!"

"How come you're called the. "Lone Ranger", when I'm with you? A little recognition would be nice."

"Shootout at the Soapy Canal"

"It better work - they sold it to us."

Bowling Alley Hostages

"Them's dancin' words."

"C'mon, Luke-this is no time for prop comedy."

"Don't look a gift horse in the ass, either."