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Due to his low center of gravity, Jake is the greatesr broncbuster ever!

Billy. The Kid.

"Smile when you say that, pardner."

"Shootout at the Soapy Canal"

"He was the one everyone called 'The Greatest.' Then one day, a stranger turned up in town."

"This town ain't big enough for the proposed outlet shopping mall at Millet Creek Pass."

'Rollin', rollin', rollin',...keep them dogies rollin'...'

"Can't we ride off in another direction?"

"I don't care if you saw this in a western..."

WANTED Dead or Alive - Schrodinger's Cat.

"Reach for the sky, stranger."

Cowboy uses his hat for a private kiss.

Draw!

Though both are long retired, his faithful Indian companion continues to dispense sage advice to an increasingly skeptical masked man.

"Uh-oh it's happening aain, the feeling I'm being triggered...."

'I don't know who you are stranger, but if you mess with big Gus you'll be in your coffin by dawn!'

The embarrassment of mistaking a salon for a saloon.

North Fork, the town too tough to diet.

'You stay here. I'll go on a head.'

"You don't think you're bringing that mustache in here do you?!"

Build a home where the buffalo roam? Bah!

Tyrannosaurus Tex

"El muy mal perro"

"Bad weather, bugs, snakes, hostile Indians, rustlers, … these are some of the things you may encounter on your outward bound experience."

Joe hasn't been the same since training for that new biathlon--bronco busting and sumo wrestling.

Cowboy:'DRAW!' - Two Cowboys about to fight it out using their Pencils and Paper pads.

"I know your mother."

Sea Horse outside saloon

'Did you want me, boss?'

'I AM a cowboy so therefore they ARE cowboy boots, OK?'

"Careful, Len. You'll spook the herd."