Classic Western Aficionado Gifts

'Roy Rogers is ambused'

Due to his low center of gravity, Jake is the greatesr broncbuster ever!

Billy. The Kid.

"Smile when you say that, pardner."

"He was the one everyone called 'The Greatest.' Then one day, a stranger turned up in town."

"Shootout at the Soapy Canal"

"This town ain't big enough for the proposed outlet shopping mall at Millet Creek Pass."

'Rollin', rollin', rollin',...keep them dogies rollin'...'

"Can't we ride off in another direction?"

WANTED Dead or Alive - Schrodinger's Cat.

"I don't care if you saw this in a western..."

"Reach for the sky, stranger."

Cowboy uses his hat for a private kiss.

Draw!

The embarrassment of mistaking a salon for a saloon.

Though both are long retired, his faithful Indian companion continues to dispense sage advice to an increasingly skeptical masked man.

North Fork, the town too tough to diet.

'I don't know who you are stranger, but if you mess with big Gus you'll be in your coffin by dawn!'

"Uh-oh it's happening aain, the feeling I'm being triggered...."

'I don't know about you, Clyde, but I'm getting a mighty uneasy feeling we could be riding straight into an ambush interview!'

'You stay here. I'll go on a head.'

Build a home where the buffalo roam? Bah!

Tyrannosaurus Tex

Joe hasn't been the same since training for that new biathlon--bronco busting and sumo wrestling.

Son, you'll never be quick on the draw unless you pull your dang pants up.

Cowboy:'DRAW!' - Two Cowboys about to fight it out using their Pencils and Paper pads.

Sea Horse outside saloon

"You don't think you're bringing that mustache in here do you?!"

"El muy mal perro"

"Bad weather, bugs, snakes, hostile Indians, rustlers, … these are some of the things you may encounter on your outward bound experience."

A history of "high" fashion for old guys.

"I know your mother."

'Did you want me, boss?'

'I AM a cowboy so therefore they ARE cowboy boots, OK?'

"Careful, Len. You'll spook the herd."