Old Western Aficionado Gifts

Roy Rogers of other planets

Due to his low center of gravity, Jake is the greatesr broncbuster ever!

Billy. The Kid.

"He was the one everyone called 'The Greatest.' Then one day, a stranger turned up in town."

"Shootout at the Soapy Canal"

'Rollin', rollin', rollin',...keep them dogies rollin'...'

"Can't we ride off in another direction?"

The Cowboy Way; Doing the Right Thing

WANTED Dead or Alive - Schrodinger's Cat.

"I don't care if you saw this in a western..."

"Reach for the sky, stranger."

Cowboy uses his hat for a private kiss.

North Fork, the town too tough to diet.

'I don't know who you are stranger, but if you mess with big Gus you'll be in your coffin by dawn!'

Though both are long retired, his faithful Indian companion continues to dispense sage advice to an increasingly skeptical masked man.

"Uh-oh it's happening aain, the feeling I'm being triggered...."

'You stay here. I'll go on a head.'

Joe hasn't been the same since training for that new biathlon--bronco busting and sumo wrestling.

Sea Horse outside saloon

Tyrannosaurus Tex

Build a home where the buffalo roam? Bah!

"I'm just gonna reach in my back pocket real slow-like and turn off my ringer."

Cowboy:'DRAW!' - Two Cowboys about to fight it out using their Pencils and Paper pads.

"Bad weather, bugs, snakes, hostile Indians, rustlers, … these are some of the things you may encounter on your outward bound experience."

"I know your mother."

"You don't think you're bringing that mustache in here do you?!"

"El muy mal perro"

'You may be a jolly happy soul Frosty, but you stink at poker!'

'Did you want me, boss?'

'I AM a cowboy so therefore they ARE cowboy boots, OK?'

"Careful, Len. You'll spook the herd."