Old Western Aficionado Prints

Roy Rogers of other planets

Due to his low center of gravity, Jake is the greatesr broncbuster ever!

Billy. The Kid.

"He was the one everyone called 'The Greatest.' Then one day, a stranger turned up in town."

"Shootout at the Soapy Canal"

'Rollin', rollin', rollin',...keep them dogies rollin'...'

The Cowboy Way; Doing the Right Thing

"Can't we ride off in another direction?"

"I don't care if you saw this in a western..."

WANTED Dead or Alive - Schrodinger's Cat.

"Reach for the sky, stranger."

Cowboy uses his hat for a private kiss.

"Uh-oh it's happening aain, the feeling I'm being triggered...."

Though both are long retired, his faithful Indian companion continues to dispense sage advice to an increasingly skeptical masked man.

North Fork, the town too tough to diet.

'I don't know who you are stranger, but if you mess with big Gus you'll be in your coffin by dawn!'

'I don't know about you, Clyde, but I'm getting a mighty uneasy feeling we could be riding straight into an ambush interview!'

'You stay here. I'll go on a head.'

"El muy mal perro"

"I know your mother."

Son, you'll never be quick on the draw unless you pull your dang pants up.

A history of "high" fashion for old guys.

Tyrannosaurus Tex

Joe hasn't been the same since training for that new biathlon--bronco busting and sumo wrestling.

'Roy Rogers is ambused'

"I'm just gonna reach in my back pocket real slow-like and turn off my ringer."

Cowboy:'DRAW!' - Two Cowboys about to fight it out using their Pencils and Paper pads.

"Bad weather, bugs, snakes, hostile Indians, rustlers, … these are some of the things you may encounter on your outward bound experience."

Sea Horse outside saloon

"You don't think you're bringing that mustache in here do you?!"

Build a home where the buffalo roam? Bah!

'You may be a jolly happy soul Frosty, but you stink at poker!'

'Did you want me, boss?'

'I AM a cowboy so therefore they ARE cowboy boots, OK?'

"Careful, Len. You'll spook the herd."