Old-school Western Aficionados Prints

"This town ain't big enough for the both of us."

"He was the one everyone called 'The Greatest.' Then one day, a stranger turned up in town."

"Reach for the sky, stranger."

'I don't know who you are stranger, but if you mess with big Gus you'll be in your coffin by dawn!'

Sea Horse outside saloon

'It's okay, they're with me.'

'You may be a jolly happy soul Frosty, but you stink at poker!'

"They say it's the last of the really big cattle drives, and I'm just glad I'm here to see it."

The modern sheriff.

"Trepanning for gold"

'We've been trying to ease out Old Stoney as Payroll Coordinator.'

'Yesterday he was a kingpin, but today he's just a lynchpin.'

"Lost his first hat about nine months ago. Really tore him up too."

"There's trouble, boys. Let's pants up and move out!"

Reality Wagon Train

"Quit saying 'President Trump'. You're spookin' the horses."

The Gweat Twain Wobbery.

'It's what we were afraid of, Virgil. Someone's selling guns to the Indians.'

"I can't right now. My spurs are stuck together."

'I must warn you, I'm the fastest gun west of the Rie Grande.' 'WOW! Unfortunately, we're five miles east of the Rio Grande.'

"Just a minute - I'm uploading."

"Barkeep, gimme a shot of your finest whiskey." "Not so fast there, partner." "Oh, sorry. A... sh... ot... of... yo... ur... fin... est... whis... key...."

'Uh, yeah, you go ahead. We'll catch up with the wagon train later.'

"Say your prayers, liturgies, Tefilah, Daily Salat, Sacred Mantra, Ritual Incantation or the secular affirmation of your choice, Varmint!”

"And don't ever try to use your smartphone during trivia night again!"

"Where did this thing come from? It's a major trip hazard if you ask me!"

'These new bendy wagons will be handy when pulling em into a circle.'

Boot Hill: 2nd Fastest Gun In The West RIP