Vintage Western Aficionado Pillows

'Dave got a bunch of cowboys to install our digital TV. Now all we can receive are old westerns.'

Due to his low center of gravity, Jake is the greatesr broncbuster ever!

Billy. The Kid.

"He was the one everyone called 'The Greatest.' Then one day, a stranger turned up in town."

"Shootout at the Soapy Canal"

'Rollin', rollin', rollin',...keep them dogies rollin'...'

"Can't we ride off in another direction?"

WANTED Dead or Alive - Schrodinger's Cat.

"I don't care if you saw this in a western..."

"Reach for the sky, stranger."

Cowboy uses his hat for a private kiss.

North Fork, the town too tough to diet.

'I don't know who you are stranger, but if you mess with big Gus you'll be in your coffin by dawn!'

Though both are long retired, his faithful Indian companion continues to dispense sage advice to an increasingly skeptical masked man.

"Uh-oh it's happening aain, the feeling I'm being triggered...."

'I don't know about you, Clyde, but I'm getting a mighty uneasy feeling we could be riding straight into an ambush interview!'

'You stay here. I'll go on a head.'

"You don't think you're bringing that mustache in here do you?!"

Son, you'll never be quick on the draw unless you pull your dang pants up.

'Roy Rogers is ambused'

Joe hasn't been the same since training for that new biathlon--bronco busting and sumo wrestling.

Build a home where the buffalo roam? Bah!

Cowboy:'DRAW!' - Two Cowboys about to fight it out using their Pencils and Paper pads.

"Emotional Support Horses Welcome"

Sea Horse outside saloon

"El muy mal perro"

"Bad weather, bugs, snakes, hostile Indians, rustlers, … these are some of the things you may encounter on your outward bound experience."

A history of "high" fashion for old guys.

"I know your mother."

Tyrannosaurus Tex

'You may be a jolly happy soul Frosty, but you stink at poker!'

'I AM a cowboy so therefore they ARE cowboy boots, OK?'

'Did you want me, boss?'

"Careful, Len. You'll spook the herd."

"The harmonica! Boy you're lucky, my cowboy plays the double-bass! I tell you what, it's a pretty awkward thing to carry around..."