Vintage Western T-Shirts

"Emotional Support Horses Welcome"

"Smile when you say that, pardner."

"He was the one everyone called 'The Greatest.' Then one day, a stranger turned up in town."

"Can't we ride off in another direction?"

Roland, the schizophrenic cowboy.

'Roy Rogers is ambused'

"Oh, I almost forgot: This time, if you have a good hand, don’t say, 'Meowee!'"

'You may be a jolly happy soul Frosty, but you stink at poker!'

"They say it's the last of the really big cattle drives, and I'm just glad I'm here to see it."

'You reckon we should mosey this guy?'

"Trepanning for gold"

"This town ain't big enough for the both of us and, even if it was, I doubt either of us could afford to buy a place here given the current sellers' market."

"Giddyup."

'Yesterday he was a kingpin, but today he's just a lynchpin.'

"Lost his first hat about nine months ago. Really tore him up too."

'You would think that our agent could make better travel arrangements for us than this.'

"There's trouble, boys. Let's pants up and move out!"

Reality Wagon Train

"I can't right now. My spurs are stuck together."

'I must warn you, I'm the fastest gun west of the Rie Grande.' 'WOW! Unfortunately, we're five miles east of the Rio Grande.'

'Hey you two! Take that outside!'

Richard Widmark

"Just a minute - I'm uploading."

"What ever became of the days, Béla, when we all used to dance with wild abandon by the firelight."

'Uh, yeah, you go ahead. We'll catch up with the wagon train later.'

'I'm out of silver bullets again, Tonto -- take my mask and hold up another stagecoach.'

"Where did this thing come from? It's a major trip hazard if you ask me!"

Dang prairie dogs!

'These new bendy wagons will be handy when pulling em into a circle.'

Rest Area: Prospectors' Trail

The Lone Ranger in the jewelry store.

"Hon, I feel like riding out into big-sky country."

Gary Cooper

"Lift those legs higher. Come on, people. Work it. Work it."

"Redwood or oak?"