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Bob Dylan

'You would think that our agent could make better travel arrangements for us than this.'

"Well if I can't be a cowboy I'll be a lawyer for cowboys."

Billy. The Kid.

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

"I still plan to be a cowboy when I grow up. If I'm going to service my share of the national debt, I might as well have fun doing it."

"Smile when you say that, pardner."

"Hello, son. I suppose chicken farming doesn't seem so bad now."

L'il Buckaroo on Board.

"He was the one everyone called 'The Greatest.' Then one day, a stranger turned up in town."

"Why didn't you simply open the window?"

"Shootout at the Soapy Canal"

Dawing your Cellphone

"I'll tell ya what we don't need is some Dr. Durango helping us with a dang snake bite."

"Them's cat-fightin' words, Arlin!"

'Rollin', rollin', rollin',...keep them dogies rollin'...'

High Riders of the Old West

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

"Can't we ride off in another direction?"

'Have you been waiting long?'

Farmer and FIsherman

Looks like the bank's director still inside.

Are you the guy who ate my brother?

"Because, dang it, even cowgirls deserve a little 'me' time."

All-Verbal Westerns

'Must really be a terrible headache you've got there, Doctor.'

"This isn't the big city anymore, Jim. I'm the facilitator now."

"You're right -- this town is big enough for the both of us."

"Westminster's over, Shep-it's all about possums now."

Roland, the schizophrenic cowboy.

Cowboy uses his hat for a private kiss.

'You wanted a tractor intead of a wedding car, and our dogs as bridesmaids... so why shouldn't I have one of my cows as best man?'

"The truth is, doctor, I've lost faith in Western medicine."