Country Western Enthusiast Gifts

Bob Dylan

'You would think that our agent could make better travel arrangements for us than this.'

"Well if I can't be a cowboy I'll be a lawyer for cowboys."

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

Billy. The Kid.

"I still plan to be a cowboy when I grow up. If I'm going to service my share of the national debt, I might as well have fun doing it."

"Smile when you say that, pardner."

"Hello, son. I suppose chicken farming doesn't seem so bad now."

'Awright...Who's the dirty, lowdown varmint who's copyin' my plaid-shirt-and-stone-wash-jeans-with-matching-boots-and-vest ensemble?'

Butterfly herders of the wild west.

"Them's cat-fightin' words, Arlin!"

"Why didn't you simply open the window?"

"I'll tell ya what we don't need is some Dr. Durango helping us with a dang snake bite."

Amusement Park Fun (Country Style).

Dawing your Cellphone

L'il Buckaroo on Board.

"Shootout at the Soapy Canal"

"He was the one everyone called 'The Greatest.' Then one day, a stranger turned up in town."

'Rollin', rollin', rollin',...keep them dogies rollin'...'

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

"Can't we ride off in another direction?"

High Riders of the Old West

Farmer and FIsherman

'Have you been waiting long?'

All-Verbal Westerns

"This isn't the big city anymore, Jim. I'm the facilitator now."

Looks like the bank's director still inside.

Are you the guy who ate my brother?

"Convertible. Must be nice."

'Must really be a terrible headache you've got there, Doctor.'

"Because, dang it, even cowgirls deserve a little 'me' time."

"You're right -- this town is big enough for the both of us."

"Westminster's over, Shep-it's all about possums now."

Roland, the schizophrenic cowboy.

Cowboy uses his hat for a private kiss.