Country Fun Enthusiast Gifts

'Must really be a terrible headache you've got there, Doctor.'

"Hello, son. I suppose chicken farming doesn't seem so bad now."

Warning, ski season abruptly ends here.

Amusement Park Fun (Country Style).

Farmer and FIsherman

"This isn't the big city anymore, Jim. I'm the facilitator now."

"Westminster's over, Shep-it's all about possums now."

'You wanted a tractor intead of a wedding car, and our dogs as bridesmaids... so why shouldn't I have one of my cows as best man?'

"Relax. They're just crows."

About time!

'At least they can't touch the village local' say two country gents. The pub now has a sign on the window saying 'This is now a smoke free pub, also no dogs or horsey types!'

'If you're not doing anything, come on over and we'll shoot the bull!'

An English Gold Field

'You had me at OOOO-AARRR!'

A newspaper stand in a rural area.

For every moment in life there is a song that describes it perfectly.'

'This is cow country, pal, and we're not real big on innovation.'

"Today on Escape to the Country Emily & Oliver are looking for that special little property in the Cotswolds. So what exactly's going to tick all their boxes?"

"Well, the hills were alive with the sound of music...I'm sure!"

Dear Farmer Brown - we really don't like you. The Animals.

Boy, this stuff's hard to swallow!

'The one that really gets them is a quick jab from the floor, straight back and out.'

"Well of course you're depressed... You're a country and western singer."

This is probably the only time that Clem's name and the title 'Ph.D' will be used in the same sentence.

"Someday, son, all this will be yours..."

"I'm not sure...I think the animals have been acting differently since we started feeding them that genetically modified stuff!"

'Ma, come see what just crawled out of the woodpile.'

Pastoral Choirs

What's your returns policy on faulty goods?

'You would think that our agent could make better travel arrangements for us than this.'

The Rudges' peaceful home

"Sorry for the racket, but, I ask you, how are ya gonna keep 'em down on the farm after they've seen 6-B?"

Surburban Joys - Haymaking.

"Well, well, looks like we got ourselves a coupla city types here, and a couple more city types right behind 'em, and a whole mess o' city types transferrin' to the Queens-bound F train."

You, my friend, are going to have a great Christmas party!