Country Lifestyle Enthusiast Gifts

Farmers and Parson

Cow jumping over the moonshine.

'Cock-a-doodle-do!'

"Hello, son. I suppose chicken farming doesn't seem so bad now."

Amusement Park Fun (Country Style).

Well... Tis the season to be jolly!

"I won't be in today. I've decided to live off the land."

Farmer and FIsherman

"You were the one who thought it was too dangerous to raise a child in the big city."

'Must really be a terrible headache you've got there, Doctor.'

"This isn't the big city anymore, Jim. I'm the facilitator now."

"Westminster's over, Shep-it's all about possums now."

'You wanted a tractor intead of a wedding car, and our dogs as bridesmaids... so why shouldn't I have one of my cows as best man?'

Farmers' Warnings.

"Ernie's full service salon and day spa."

Cow and Milk

"Relax. They're just crows."

'No, that's not my shaving lotion. We've been burning cow chips in the wood stove.'

"You're famous, Angus."

About time!

'At least they can't touch the village local' say two country gents. The pub now has a sign on the window saying 'This is now a smoke free pub, also no dogs or horsey types!'

'Oh God I hope that bunch of rednecks aren't waving at me!'

An English Gold Field

...Well I've got to make sure I REALLY like where I am.

'You had me at OOOO-AARRR!'

FREE-RANGE CIRCUIT TRAINING

For every moment in life there is a song that describes it perfectly.'

Home Sweet Second Home.

A newspaper stand in a rural area.

'This is cow country, pal, and we're not real big on innovation.'

"Well, the hills were alive with the sound of music...I'm sure!"

Dear Farmer Brown - we really don't like you. The Animals.

Farmyard Sinatra - "Start spreadin'...Manure

Boy, this stuff's hard to swallow!

'The one that really gets them is a quick jab from the floor, straight back and out.'